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The last full moon of summer—glowing with abundance.
The Corn Moon rises on September 7, 2025, the final full moon before the autumnal equinox. Its name honors the season when fields of corn and grain reach peak bounty—a beacon of prosperity observed by farmers and skywatchers for generations across the Northern Hemisphere.
From Native American traditions to Old World harvest rites, this moon marks a threshold: summer’s waning light yielding to fall’s grounded rhythm. In 2025, the Corn Moon invites a personal harvest—take stock of what you planted, what you nurtured, and what you’re ready to gather next.
Abundant, glowing, intentional—prosperity meets cosmic balance.

As the Corn Moon climbs, it’s a mirror for momentum—quiet proof that steady work matures into visible glow.
What are you harvesting this season—growth, lessons, or victories?
Let this moon’s light be permission to celebrate what’s complete and make room for what’s next.


#CornMoon
#FullMoon
#MoonMagic
#CosmicCycles
#LunarVibes
Famous Quote
“The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.” – Carl Sandburg
“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.” – Norman Vincent Peale
“There is a moon inside every human being.” – Rumi
When the Corn Moon rises, honor the work, savor the glow, and step into fall with clear intentions and full momentum.

Honoring the spirit of workers, the hustle, and the grind that shapes our future.
Labor Day isn’t just another three-day weekend—it’s a salute to the workers who built, shaped, and continue to power this nation. First celebrated in the late 1800s, the holiday grew out of a movement for fair wages, safe working conditions, and respect for the backbone of America: the working class.
On September 1, 2025, communities across the United States will take a well-earned pause from the grind. From parades in New York to backyard barbecues in Los Angeles, it’s a day for reflecting on how far labor rights have come, and how much further they still need to go. At its heart, Labor Day is about dignity in work—recognizing that whether you’re clocking in at a factory, freelancing behind a screen, or building the next frontier in tech, your efforts move culture and economy forward.
A day that’s equal parts reflection and celebration—respect the grind, but enjoy the rest.
How do you personally define the value of your work—by the paycheck, the passion, or the purpose?
Work can be grueling, but it can also be rewarding when aligned with meaning. This holiday asks us to look beyond the hours worked and focus on the legacy we’re building.
#LaborDay
#LaborDay2025
#WorkersRights
#CelebrateLabor
#AmericanWorkers
“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” – Confucius
“Without labor nothing prospers.” – Sophocles
“All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence.” – Martin Luther King Jr.
Labor Day reminds us that every grind matters—every shift, every hustle, every sleepless night spent chasing a dream. Honor the work, enjoy the rest, and keep building toward the future you envision.


Tie one on. Style speaks before you do.
Bow-ties aren’t just accessories—they’re attitude. National Bow-Tie Day, celebrated every August 28th, is the day to embrace your inner elegance, nerd, rebel, or icon. Whether it’s velvet at the gala, paisley at the cookout, or satin with your kicks, the bow-tie is a timeless flex that says one thing: you showed up with intention.
More than just old-school formalwear, bow-ties have evolved into cultural statements. From jazz musicians to professors, politicians to hip-hop heads, and fictional legends like James Bond to IRL disruptors like André 3000 and Mr. Rope himself—rocking a bow-tie means you’ve got something to say without opening your mouth. It’s classic. It’s quirky. It’s savage when styled right.
Clean drip. Sharp lines. Bold energy in a simple knot.



What does your perfect bow-tie say about you?
Bow-Tie Day is all about showing up sharp, but staying true. It’s detail that demands attention. Tie it up, flip the script, and let your neckwear speak volumes.
#BowTieDay
#NationalBowTieDay
#BowTieStyle
#TieGameStrong
#DapperAF
#MensStyle
#NeckwearFlex
“A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.”
— Orson Welles
“Real Gs move in silence—but dress like a headline.”
— Unknown
Bow-ties don’t whisper. They announce. Whether you’re going classy or street-savage, tie that knot and own the room. Statement made—no caption needed.

Feared by myths. Loved by legends. Protected by real ones.
Sleek, silent, and always a little mysterious—black cats have been misunderstood for centuries. But not today. National Black Cat Appreciation Day, celebrated every August 17th, sets the record straight: these feline icons are not bad luck—they’re pure magic. From ancient royalty to modern-day memes, black cats have been symbols of power, independence, and yes, misunderstood beauty.
Historically linked to witchcraft and superstition, black cats were unfairly vilified in Europe during the Middle Ages—causing fear, folklore, and a stigma that still affects adoption rates today. But in Egyptian culture, they were sacred protectors. In Japanese and Celtic traditions, they were symbols of good fortune. Today, this holiday calls on us to celebrate black cats for what they are: loyal companions, spiritual protectors, and walking works of art. For Classy Savage fam, it’s also about protecting what’s rare, powerful, and unfairly judged.
Mystery meets majesty. Unbothered elegance with cosmic swagger.
Do you have a black cat—or one you still remember like royalty?
National Black Cat Appreciation Day is a reminder to celebrate what others feared—and to stand up for beauty in all its shadow and shine. Black cats are symbols, spirits, and straight-up style.
#BlackCatAppreciationDay
#NationalBlackCatDay
#BlackCatMagic
#AdoptDontShop
#CatsOfInstagram
#BlackCatsRule
#FelineFine
“Whenever the cat of the house is black, the lasses of lovers will have no lack.”
— English Proverb
Forget the myth—embrace the mystique. Black cats don’t bring bad luck, they bring bold energy and regal presence. Protect them, praise them, and if you’re lucky, let one choose you.

Distilled history. Bottled rebellion. Sip with style.
Rum isn’t just a drink—it’s a story. National Rum Day, celebrated every August 16th, is a tribute to the smooth, spiced, and sometimes savage spirit that built empires, fueled revolutions, and still keeps the vibes flowing from the Caribbean to your rooftop party. From dark aged blends to sweet white rums, this isn’t just about getting lit—it’s about honoring the legacy of a drink that goes way deeper than the daiquiri.
First distilled in the 1600s in the West Indies, rum became currency, comfort, and controversy—sipped by pirates, traded by colonists, and later refined into today’s artisanal scene. Whether you’re sipping on a tropical cocktail, a handcrafted barrel-aged pour, or even a zero-proof infused mocktail, today is about indulging with flavor and flair. For the Classy Savage crew, it’s about celebrating freedom with every drop. You don’t just drink rum. You feel it.
Smooth fire. Historic soul. A toast to freedom in every pour.
What’s your go-to rum drink—or favorite story that came from one too many?
Rum is the original rebel’s drink. From sugarcane fields to swanky bars, it’s a symbol of survival, creativity, and culture. Pour one out for the past—and then raise one for the moment.
#RumDay
#NationalRumDay
#RumLife
#RumLovers
#RumCocktails
#CaribbeanRum
#DarkAndStormy
#MojitoTime
“Drink to the past that made us who we are. Sip to the future we’re building bold.”
— Anonymous Bar Philosopher
Today, you don’t chase the moment—you sip it. Chill the glass, stir the story, and toast to the legends who made rum a lifestyle. Stay smooth, stay savage.

Lions aren’t just symbols—they’re soul. Revered in mythology, feared in the wild, and worshipped across cultures, lions represent strength, courage, and power. But on this World Lion Day, we’re not just admiring the king of beasts—we’re fighting for its survival. Celebrated every August 10th, World Lion Day raises awareness about the alarming decline of wild lion populations and unites the global effort to protect their future.
Once roaming across Europe, Asia, and Africa, lions now exist in only a fraction of their historical range. With habitat loss, human conflict, and illegal hunting pushing them toward extinction, fewer than 20,000 wild lions remain. This day, created by Dereck and Beverly Joubert—renowned wildlife filmmakers and conservationists—calls on all of us to be guardians of the pride. Because losing lions would mean losing a piece of Earth’s soul.
Bold, untamed, regal. It’s not just about the roar—it’s about protecting what roars.
What does the lion spirit mean to you—and how will you help protect it?
World Lion Day is more than a hashtag. It’s a global call to respect the wild, restore the balance, and reclaim our role as protectors—not destroyers—of the Earth’s most majestic beings.
#WorldLionDay
#ProtectThePride
#RoarForLions
#BigCatConservation
#SaveLions
#LionLegacy
#ClassySavageRoars
“Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter.”
— African Proverb
The lion is more than a symbol—it’s a mirror of our strength, our survival, and our responsibility. On this day, be fierce in your protection, fearless in your voice, and proud in your purpose.